I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize