Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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