That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Dear god my vagina.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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