the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Randomize