what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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