Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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