so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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