i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
