My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
it glows. i had to have it.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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