I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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