Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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