once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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