he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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