So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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