sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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