I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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