Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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