But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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