yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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