i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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