I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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