Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Is it penis luge time yet?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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