i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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