Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Someone shit on the floor
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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