Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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