How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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