i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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