Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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