Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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