That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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