people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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