Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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