Me too!
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
so let's talk penis.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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