Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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