his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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