I must be too annoying 4 u.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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