i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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