Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize