I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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