I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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