It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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