We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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