He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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