I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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