The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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