She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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