Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Randomize
