Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
3pm strippers are depressing
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
