Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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