he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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