You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
All the doctor said was why
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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