we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
