let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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