Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
it hurts more in the daytime
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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