my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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