he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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