talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Welp...herpes.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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