i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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