He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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